Please show this entry to the football fans in your household. We are recruiting for the 2nd annual Virtual Beatdown Fantasy Football League. It's real easy to play .. that is.. if you can pass this quiz.
1. The purpose of these pants: (best answer)
A. To look sexy.
B. For protection.
C. Bladder control.
D. All of the above.
2. What is this?
(best answer)A. Pigskin
B. Chew Toy
C. Bladder Control
D. Handbag
3. Who is this? 
A. Carlos Santana
B. Nehring, Joanna
C. Eatta Mylanta
D. Prospero Fontana
E. None of the Abovana
4. What are these men doing? 
A. Enjoying a rock concert.
B. Blocking a kick.
C. Enjoying a Kai Bash
D. Who cares, change the channel.
5. 
This is:
B. Pass Interference
C. Completely Unnecessary
D. Bladder Control
Last year Eric won the Fantasy league despite valiant efforts by Kai, Stephen, and me to stop him. This year we want new recruits to join us in our efforts. It really only takes a few minutes a week to stay competitive and I will be sending a handmade plaster Lombardi Trophy to the winner. You get to name your team and design a logo if you want. It makes watching the games a bit more fun and it's FREE!
So, if you answered:
1. B
2. A
3. E
4. B
5. B
Please click on this LINK and remember the password is: splashischam
If the link doesn't work you can go to www.nfl.com/fantasy
league name: Virtual Beatdown
password: splashischam
that is splashischamp with NO "p" at the end. I know that it would have been much easier to remember if it still had a "p". I'm not sure how that happened, Stephen mentioned that the password field may have been limited and that the lack of a "p" is a simple result of my inattention to detail, but make no mistake that the "p" is not at the end of the password that starts with "splashischam". The easiest way to remember this is think about splashischamp and then remove the "p" from the end. Otherwise you will have splashischamp and the password will be incorrect. If you type in splashischamp .. and it says the password is wrong.. do not start trying splashischimp or splashischump.. simply remove the "p" and you will be accepted into the league.
PS The password is:splashischam
5 comments:
Wow, only 3 spots left now.
**crickets chirping**
bloggers are a bunch of girls
Well, It's mostly free. That is if you watch Monday night football...On ESPN this year. Yep that's right it's on expanded cable. No more ABC, but it's still got Hank Williams singing about being ready for some football.
On the other hand if you are a genius football strategist, you do not need to watch football on Monday night. You can simply predict what will happen using a derivative of the statistics posted by other teams on sunday, which directly correspond with the mood, effort and talent that will be put forth by the players on Monday night. The divide by the delta variable, which is change in performance, by x an unknown variable corresponding with the pep talk given by the coach and then multiply that by uh...what were we talking about?
Hey guys,
I would love to get into this with you guys, but college football demands my attention in the fall and after that school. If I started fantasy football for the NFL, then I would never graduate. You guys have fun.
The league is full now. I look forward to seeing who will be in my division. When I made the stupid "bloggers are girls" comment earlier.. I was honestly kidding. I know we have some female football fanatic friends!
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